Some facts about the Republic of Gothistan

Language: Primarily English, almost always flowery and baroque (not necessarily Baroque) prose.
Currency: Clove cigarettes.
Motto: "I like their old stuff a lot better."
Population: Unknown. Citizens of Gothistan are unique in that they claim not to be citizens of Gothistan, especially their highest officials. Furthermore, it is generally believed that anyone claiming to be a citizen of Gothistan is a "poseur".
Religion: Gnostic, Wiccan, Kabbalist, or atheist.
Prime Minister: Andrew Eldritch.
Surgeon General: Doktor Avalanche.

That's right: despite his protestations, Andrew is not only Goth, but he is the Prime Minister of Gothistan. As Gothette might say to Papa Goth, "He's the Gothiest!!!"

Luckily for those of us living in the greater Phoenix area, The Sisters' of Mercy goodwill diplomatic tour will include a stop at the Marquee Theater on Saturday, February 18th. Tickets will be $25 in advance or $26 at the door. They go on sale January 14th.

Remember: Clove smoking only in designated areas.