"If you want to be free, there is but one way; it is to guarantee an equally full measure of liberty to all your neighbors. There is no other." - Carl Schurz

"The saddest epitaph which can be carved in memory of a vanished liberty is that it was lost because its possessors failed to stretch forth a saving hand while yet there was time." - George Sutherland
"Whenever a separation is made between liberty and justice, neither, in my opinion, is safe." - Edmund Burke

Saturday, January 07, 2006

Planetary annihilation... for dummies!

Behind on your thesis? Indicted for fraud? Can't get out of that blind date?

This handy guide has the perfect solution*: the utter destruction of the entire planet!

Solve all of your (and everyone else's) problems in one fell swoop!

*Warning: Destroying the planet may alienate your friends and family, not to mention make it impossible to ever get laid again.

Posted by Jonathan at 9:28 PM

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