"If you want to be free, there is but one way; it is to guarantee an equally full measure of liberty to all your neighbors. There is no other." - Carl Schurz

"The saddest epitaph which can be carved in memory of a vanished liberty is that it was lost because its possessors failed to stretch forth a saving hand while yet there was time." - George Sutherland
"Whenever a separation is made between liberty and justice, neither, in my opinion, is safe." - Edmund Burke

Monday, January 02, 2006

J. Brundage and her amazing monologuing vagina*

Okay, it has never been proven that her vagina talks. However, she now writes the regular lesbian-oriented local events column in Red called "Red Girl". Pick up the January 2006 issue at any of the local GLBT drinking establishments or at Movies on Central or at Unique on Central. For the more slothful or agoraphobic among you, download the Adobe file.

In related news, my good friend J. is also a professional massage therapist. (Legit only: no happy endings!!! Don't even ask unless you love the sound of a dial tone!) If you would like to contact J. for info, drop me a line and I'll get you in touch with her.

*Warning: Statements made by J. Brundage's vagina have not been evaluated by the FDA.

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