"If you want to be free, there is but one way; it is to guarantee an equally full measure of liberty to all your neighbors. There is no other." - Carl Schurz

"The saddest epitaph which can be carved in memory of a vanished liberty is that it was lost because its possessors failed to stretch forth a saving hand while yet there was time." - George Sutherland
"Whenever a separation is made between liberty and justice, neither, in my opinion, is safe." - Edmund Burke

Friday, April 14, 2006

Inane het 22-year-old columnist has a point

I know, I know, I know! It's disturbing that I would stoop so low. However, despite this journalism major's appalling disregard for appropriate use of punctuation and his horrifyingly inept writing style, he has a point. Being a college senior does, in fact, peform fellatio on "donkey dick". I am just relieved that someone out there understands my daily struggle with senioritis.

Posted by Jonathan at 6:32 PM

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