"If you want to be free, there is but one way; it is to guarantee an equally full measure of liberty to all your neighbors. There is no other." - Carl Schurz

"The saddest epitaph which can be carved in memory of a vanished liberty is that it was lost because its possessors failed to stretch forth a saving hand while yet there was time." - George Sutherland
"Whenever a separation is made between liberty and justice, neither, in my opinion, is safe." - Edmund Burke

Friday, January 19, 2007

Has anything more wonderful ever happened in the history of humankind?

Pitchfork is reporting that Björk's new album is due in late Spring.

A new Björk album is a wonderful thing indeed, but more wonderful than, say, George Eads showing up at your door unexpectedly with a pizza and a massage table? More wonderful than a giant pie filled with smaller pies? More wonderful than warm underwear right out of the dryer?

Yes, a Björk album can be more wonderful than all those things combined, but only if said album includes at least one duet with Antony Hegarty. Luckily for the entire human race, it will have two.

Now, if only George Eads would show up at my door while I'm listening to the new Björk album...

Posted by Jonathan at 5:58 PM

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Anonymous said...

George Eads people have been specifically informed that George must remain at least 2 miles from you at all times. The caller simply identified himself as "Shadow".

1:51 PM

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